10.31.2005

Out-Of-Whack-Stat

Okay, I'm not saying your focus is in the wrong place here. Maybe it is just because you all have heard the news from us in person... But when I scroll down I see it like this:

One of the biggest stories ever - the news of my child to be: 0 COMMENTS

Guy playing guitar solo in 'Hello-Kitty' bikini top: 13 COMMENTS

So I have decided to make the announcement unique. Forget that you know about the pregnancy. When my Hello Kitty bikini top arrives in the mail I will be requesting Daniel's video production services as I lip-sync a song announcing the birth of our child.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ryan so excited for you to be a daddy!! You are going to be a great parent!!!

Wags said...

get me one of those tops too... size Medium please...